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Playstation Flash Reviews
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Welcome to the valley of death oops I mean umm.....er the Playstation Flash Reviews
section. Every review will be deciphered into English and flash reviews will get to the point.
All selected flash reviews were assessed and then cut down to the point by Aluminum and Twirl.
The specs are not
100% correct.
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Stars Rating
10 stars max
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Blade
Ubi-soft, 1999
Black vampire slayer adventure fighting
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The movie 'blade' is just the black version of buffy the vampire slayer. Notice that the black guy is always played by Wesley Snipes? Well a stupid game with crap stories and shitty graphics. The rating says it all.
O=={============> (a sword for u dumbasses)
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Haha u black vampire slayer wannbe
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Collin Mcrae Rally 2
Code Masters 1999
Rally skidaround
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This is the only racing game I enjoyed so much I wanted to race on. Its a lot different to your average Joe racing game. But take note the co-driver Nicky Grist is very annoying but he does help
Hard Left…….. 30 easy left, jump, HAIRPIN!!!
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Crash Bandacoot 1
Naughty dog, 1997
Platform adventure
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What can I say about a gay homofied fluffy orange cheerleader for sony? Falling while jumping onto platforms pissed me off so much I chucked the controller across the room. I hope the same happens to you my friend.
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Fifa 2002
EA Sports 2001
Sports, Soccer
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I don't care what you think, this game is all garbage. The graphics look hopelessly outdated on the Psone and aren't as realistic as they should be. So many game modes and so bloody pointless. The World Cup qualifiers is nothing more than a set up league system that does not reap any rewards. Pffffff.
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Formula-1
Psygnosis 1996
Formula-1 Racing
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Murray Walker is in this one and I'd like to say that it is him that makes the game. Without him, this game will lack much needed character and charisma. Not that it's bad or anything, it is quite realistic you know; graphics, sound and physics wise. Too bad you can't use analog.
GO GO GO!
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Jackie Chan Stuntmaster
Dunno
Action, Kung Fu
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I like Jackie Chan in this game, his speech and motion capturing is hilarious. The most fun part of the game of course to beating the baddies up with Jackie's large arsenal of fighting techniques. You'll be surprised by the shear amount of jumping you'll have to do.
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Jonah Lomu Rugby
Code master 1999
Rugby Game
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This game has some of the shittiest graphics on the face of the planet but…(another word for ass) it is hugely fun when playing against mates and where you get pummel lil Gregan with tour charging bull none other than Jonah the human bulldozer. When playing the cups you get to unlock the special Jonah team (a team full of jonahs).
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Medal of Honour
Dreamworks 1999
Shoot em up
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Based on the World War 2 underground theme. It is a shoot em up game with a great selection of weapons including shotgun, rocket launcher, smp etc.
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Medievil
Sony Computer Entertainment Europe 1998
Adventure
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A very fun and challenging game. There are many weapons and items to collect. Including a magic drumstick that turns your opponent into turkeys. This game is particularly easy to play but in some parts it may get tricky so you should get some tips off the net.
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Medievil 2
Sony Computer Entertainment Europe 1998
Adventure
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Based on the same principal of part 1. Set in the 1800s, you are re-summoned to banish Verock again. A large selection of weapons. Eg swords, axes, throwing knives.
Overall, this is a good game.
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If you're going to make a decent video game out of a 2D cartoon, then for heaven's sake use 2D graphics! The Rug Rats here look squarishly ugly. The game itself has no praise, walk the dumb 3D babies around in an all 3D world. Hopeless like Chuckie Finster.
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Pocket fighter
Capcom 1998
Cartoon fighting
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This lame game has to have the most fucked up name for a ps game (noticed how it rhymes). I thought pocket fighter was some sort of jap pokemon shit but well well. SUR-PRISE it's a fighting game with lil cartoon sluts as fighters.
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Shaolin
THQ 1999
Beat em Up
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Good game, ok graphics but the video clips are shit. There are 8 fighting styles to choose from such as shaolin, tae chi and my favourite drunken boxing.
There is a story mode where you can travel alone across the lands of China.
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Ronald Underman's Surfing
Amufazidaz, 1995
Sports Simulator
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Ronny is so hot with the big pecks and all ohhhhhhhhh, you will fall in love surfing the high ones, the low ones, the big jug ones. There are so many options, including a "camera angle pointed towards the pecks" mode and my personal favourite: "underwater love making" ;D
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**********
Platinum Award
(this game is not real)
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Syphon Filter 1
Rage 1998
Action shoot em up
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This game has good graphics for a Psone. It looks like it has squares for guns but fear not the next two are compatiple with ps 2. The game is very addictive like my last tinny of dope…. There is a large rang of boom boom guns and the best of all it has a zoom in sniper rifle.
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Syphon Filter 2
Rage 2000
Action shoot em up
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There is definitely no improvement in the graphics from part one but it is a lot more fun.
/-----------1 })))))))))) l>
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Toca 2 Touring Cars
Codemasters 1998
Touringcar Racing
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This particular game is very realistic. It is one of the rare games that has 16 cars on the track at one time. Over and under steering is one of the set downs of the game. The graphics are not sand papered to my requirement.
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Tommi Makinnen Rally
Europress 1998
Sports, Rally roll around
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Tommi tries to get involved in this game as much as he can, mainly providing the voice over when you face him one on one where he is both flat and arrogant. And that my friend was the best part of the game. Nothing when compared to Colin McRae Rally.
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WWF Warzone
Acclaim Sports 1998
Beat em Up,
Wrestling
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Probably one of the first real decent wrestling games to appear on the TV screens compared to all the ones before that sucked. A reasonably good game for wrestling fans alike with slick wrestling moves, but before you know it, winning with any wrestler becomes all too easy. Tornado mode is by far the best.
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Devil May Cry
Capcom, 2001
Demonic Adventure
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Devil may cry. The only game u will want to play for the coming holidays because I give this one the grandest award. Great graphics, creative plot and the baddest moves for a white guy ive ever seen. Watch dante turn into a devil like creature and blast away at baddies with lighting
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